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Thursday, July 17, 2025 |
Literature Buff Message   
Date: Sent Friday, May 20, 2016
Category: None | Rating: 3.38/5 (98 votes)
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A literature buff, my friend Larry installed an answering machine on his telephone. Instead of the usual instructions about leaving a message, Larry
recorded a parody of Hamlet's famous soliloquy:
"To speak, or not to speak, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to leave a message after the beep, or to take arms against a sea of
answering machines, and by opposing, end them. To dial, to speak, no more. Thus answering machines do make cowards of us all."
Received from Clean Laffs.
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