View Funnies	Sunday, April 20, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

College Food Date: Sent Monday, February 5, 2001 Category: None

Rating: 3.72/5 (120 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

/* Sorry for the delay today. Enjoy this short one! */

While I was visiting my sister at college, we entered the cafeteria, and she immediately warned me to stay away from the main course. "How do you know it isn't good?" I asked. "You haven't even seen it."

She pointed to the tub of peanut butter, which was always available as an alternative, and explained, "Any time there are more than five knives in the peanut butter, you know the food is bad."

Received from PackyHumor.