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Halloween Puns Date: Sent Wednesday, October 26, 2016 Category: None

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Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost when they got in their car?
A: Fasten your sheet belt.

Q: What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster?
A: Hello. Hello. Hello.

Q: What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A: A Skele-tan.

Q: Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

Q: Why did the spider buy a car?
A: He wanted to take it for a spin.

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.

Q: What's frightening and stuck on the end of your arm?
A: A terror wrist.