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Wednesday, November 27, 2024 |
New & Original Thanksgiving Riddles   
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Category: None | Rating: 2.07/5 (59 votes)
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Q: What sort of glass would you serve cream of turkey soup in?
A: A goblet.
Q: What is Alan Alda's favorite Thanksgiving food?
A: M*A*S*Hed potatoes.
Q: What do you call sweet potatoes that are very outspoken?
A: Candid yams.
Q: I have some relatives with Mohawk haircuts, multiple facial piercings, and multitudinous tattoos. What should I serve them at Thanksgiving?
A: Punk kin pie.
Q: In my fantasies, I serve a bird with six legs so there's no squabbling. What are these four extra appendages called?
A: Dreamsticks.
Q: My neighbor served a bird that was infected with salmonella and that she had failed to cook thoroughly. With what did all her guests suffer the
next day?
A: The turkey trots.
Q: When Priscilla realized that both Miles Standish and John Alden wanted her, what expression crossed her face?
A: A Pilgrin.
Q: The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as?
A: The Blooperplate Special.
Q: NYC set up tall bleachers up and down Broadway this year so spectators could better view what slightly renamed event?
A: The May See Parade.
Q: Henrik Ibsen wrote what famous play about a Thanksgiving turkey?
A: Hedda Gobbler.
Q: What's a busybody's favorite T-Day dessert?
A: Peekin' pie.
Q: Am I serving a sweet potato casserole this year?
A: I yam.
Q: What was the Indian's favorite side dish at the first Thanksgiving?
A: Scalped potatoes.
Q: Why did the first settlers have so much trouble harvesting their corn?
A: They had to make their way through the maize.
Q: What's Pop-Pop's favorite dish?
A: Granberry sauce.
Written by Cynthia MacGregor.
Received from Stan Kegel.
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