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The Lucky Number 5 Date: Sent Friday, February 9, 2001 Category: None

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I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Doug. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the night before last. Doug listened intently as I told him that the dream consisted of one thing and one thing only. So I told him that all I had dreamt about was a huge glowing number "5." It made of gold and sparkled with diamonds.

Doug's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the fifth race. Doug raised an eyebrow. So I told him that the #5 horse in the fifth race was named "The Fifth Element." Doug started grinning. Then I told Doug point-by-point what I did that day.

- I ate five bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank five cups of coffee.

- I went for a five mile jog to clear my head.

- I took a five minute shower.

- I dressed in the fifth suit I found in my closet.

- I sat in my car for five minutes before starting it up.

- I drove to the racetrack and parked in the fifth stall in the fifth row.

- I entered through the fifth admissions gate.

- I bought five programs.

- I went to the fifth betting window and bet $555 on the fifth horse in the fifth race.

- I went and sat in the fifth row of the bleachers making sure there were five people sitting on either side of me. I settled in and waited for the race to start.

"Well," said Doug. "Did the horse win?"

I smiled at Doug and said, "Of course not, he came in fifth."

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