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Lottery Ticket Date: Sent Tuesday, March 21, 2017 Category: None

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A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy.

"What's wrong?" the friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!"

"I know," he groaned, "But I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.