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New Apartment
Date: Sent Thursday, May 4, 2017
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A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living-room floor. "Do you know how big the room is?" Dad asked.

"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide...and I wear a size 8."

Received from Steve Sanderson.


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