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Funeral Arrangements
Date: Sent Monday, May 22, 2017
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While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. "You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”

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