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Unreadiness
Date: Sent Friday, June 9, 2017
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Rating: 3.85/5 (59 votes)
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As my father's funeral was about to start, it was a measure of how frantic our morning was that we all arrived, twenty minutes early, yet with still many things out of place. My sister, noting my own state of unreadiness, reminded me to tie my tie. To which, I told her I would get to it.

Evidently, this was not good enough for her taste. She did not even pause before looking at the funeral home director and asking, "Craig, will you tie his tie for him?"

Without missing a beat, he said, "Sure, just lay right down here..."

Received from Alan.


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