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Ocean Puns
Date: Sent Wednesday, May 31, 2017
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Rating: 2.65/5 (43 votes)
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What do fish need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.

Why don't fish like basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

What does the pope eat during lent?
Holy mackerel!

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance.

Received from Brayden Price.


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