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Talking to God Date: Sent Thursday, February 22, 2001 Category: None

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/* I've realized that some of the jokes this week might not have been up to our usual standards. Since I don't have kids, I forget that others do have kids on the list. I'm working to do better. Thanx for the comments. Keep them coming! */

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure! Just a minute."

Received from Kristen Benge.