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You Know You're in a Large Urban Church When... Date: Sent Tuesday, October 10, 2017 Category: None

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~ You have to ride a shuttle bus from the far end of the parking lot, or from an off-site overflow parking lot to get to the main building for a worship service.

~ You stand in line waiting for the previous service to end and when it does, you feel as if you are swimming upstream.

~ You have attended the same church, at the same time each weekend, for the past month and have not heard the same preacher twice.

~ You wonder why there are hymn books in the pew rack that are never used.

~ Baptisms take place any time of the week in the atrium water feature.

~ You can meet with a leader of the church in the atrium coffee shop.

~ There is a 400-seat prayer chapel besides the 2000+ seat main sanctuary.

~ You have to speak with a pastor through the appropriate administrative assistant after getting past a receptionist.

~ The staff are required to wear picture ID tags.

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