Thursday, July 19, 2018|
|You Know You're in a Large Urban Church When... |
Date: Sent Tuesday, October 10, 2017
|Rating: 1.88/5 (48 votes)
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~ You have to ride a shuttle bus from the far end of the parking lot, or from an off-site overflow parking lot to get to the main building for a
~ You stand in line waiting for the previous service to end and when it does, you feel as if you are swimming upstream.
~ You have attended the same church, at the same time each weekend, for the past month and have not heard the same preacher twice.
~ You wonder why there are hymn books in the pew rack that are never used.
~ Baptisms take place any time of the week in the atrium water feature.
~ You can meet with a leader of the church in the atrium coffee shop.
~ There is a 400-seat prayer chapel besides the 2000+ seat main sanctuary.
~ You have to speak with a pastor through the appropriate administrative assistant after getting past a receptionist.
~ The staff are required to wear picture ID tags.
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