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Rough School Quotes
Date: Sent Thursday, September 7, 2017
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Rating: 3.39/5 (51 votes)
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"I was scared of the headmaster. He had incredible aim with an eraser. He could sit in front of the classroom, and if you were just leaning a little bit to the side as if to talk to the person next to you, he could hit you with an eraser upside your head from, like, 40 feet." - Actor KEVIN KLINE

"I won't say our school was tough, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up." -Lenny Bruce

"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." -Paul Merton

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