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Hello! Date: Sent Monday, November 13, 2017 Category: None

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One night I woke myself up with a loud "Hello!" to someone in my dream. As the next day came and went, I thought the nocturnal outburst was mine alone to remember.

But that night, as my wife and I were getting ready for bed, she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just wave."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.