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Tuesday, May 13, 2025 |
New Motivational Quotes from the Office   
Date: Sent Monday, April 27, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 3.52/5 (131 votes)
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Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."
Quote from the Boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
A motivational sign at work: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your
input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"
Human Resource Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
under-qualified for our entry level positions."
Quote from telephone inquiry: "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the
boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
Received from William Conway.
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