|
|
![]() | ![]() |
 |
|
View Funnies |
Saturday, August 2, 2025 |
A Night Out  
Date: Sent Friday, March 16, 2001
Category: None | Rating: 4.41/5 (188 votes)
Click a button to cast your vote
|
|
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walked out of the
house, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase
the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say good bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
Received from G-Jokes list.
|
