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Monday, July 28, 2025 |
So Dumb   
Date: Sent Wednesday, March 28, 2001
Category: None | Rating: 3.74/5 (117 votes)
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He/she was so dumb...
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
...he thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...he tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
...he told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she studied for a blood test.
...he thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...he sold the car for gas money!
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when he went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," he turned around and went home.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...he thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
Received from Lars Hanson via Stan Kegel.
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