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Some short ones Date: Sent Monday, April 2, 2001 Category: None

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Sailor(reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Another sailor: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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Grover: "You know, that cow of mine has as much sense as I do."

Luke: "Well, don't tell anybody. You might want to sell her one day."

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"I'd like coffee, without cream," the customer said.

"I'm sorry," said the waitress. "You'll have to take it without milk. We're all out of cream."

Received from Willard Lawson.