Wednesday, July 18, 2018|
|The School Answering Machine |
Date: Sent Thursday, June 14, 2018
|Rating: 3.74/5 (69 votes)
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Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to
all your options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To swear at staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8!
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/ her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's
not the teachers fault for your children's lack of effort, hang up.
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