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Nail Biting
Date: Sent Friday, September 7, 2018
Category: None
Rating: 2.85/5 (75 votes)
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

One day her friend stopped her and -- noticing her well long, groomed nails -- asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Received from Pastor Tim.


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