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Marriage Funnies
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 14, 2019
Category: None
Rating: 3.23/5 (62 votes)
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!"

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A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called 'Husband: the Master of the House?'"

Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"

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Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife 'darling, honey, love.' What's the secret?"

Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."

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Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!"

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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When a married man says, "I will think about it," what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"

The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake."

Received from Kathy Derych.


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