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Monday, July 21, 2025 |
Big John  
Date: Sent Monday, April 23, 2001
Category: None | Rating: 4.35/5 (147 votes)
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/* Apparently the first time this went out, it was messed up (subject was missing, the from field was "Subject: Big John"). Not sure what happened
again, but here it is corrected. Sorry for the mess-up. Have a great day! */
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops. A few people
got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler,
arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver
was five three, thin, and basically meek? Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a big show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after
that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally, he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had
become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big
John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed "AND WHY NOT?!?!" With a surprised look on his face, Big John
replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Received from Tim and Sonia.
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