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Quotes of the Day
Date: Sent Tuesday, April 9, 2019
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Rating: 2.78/5 (37 votes)
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. - Evan Esar

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome, "Three Men in a Boat," 1889

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. - Gian Vincenzo Gravina

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Joe Ancis

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