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Saturday, November 23, 2024 |
Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor's Marriage   
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Category: None | Rating: 1.58/5 (57 votes)
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.
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The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.
But these days there's a third thief involved pleading the case -- the lawyer!
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"That math professor's marriage is falling apart."
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
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