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Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor's Marriage
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 21, 2019
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Nurse: No change yet.

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The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.

But these days there's a third thief involved pleading the case -- the lawyer!

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"That math professor's marriage is falling apart."

"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.


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