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Late For Work
Date: Sent Monday, June 10, 2019
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(Typos in the original post have been corrected. John promises never to edit funnies on his phone without reading classes or the editor's review again... ;-)

Bert had a problem with oversleeping and was always late for work. His boss threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Bert went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Bert slept incredibly well; in fact, he woke up before the alarm went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and a pleasant ride to work.

"Boss," he said,"that pill my doctor prescribed actually worked!"

"That's great," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"


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