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Kitchen Plaque Sayings Date: Sent Thursday, May 3, 2001 Category: None

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* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

* A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life

* A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House

* A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious

* Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT

* Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

* If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.

* My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

* No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

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