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Cold Coffee
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 17, 2019
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Rating: 2.82/5 (55 votes)
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Before the cup of coffee even touched the table, my brother told the waitress, "Take it back. It's cold."

The waitress poured him another cup and returned a minute later, only to be told once again, "Take it back. It's cold."

The third cup, however, he accepted, which prompted the waitress to ask, "How did you know the first two cups were cold without sipping them?"

My brother said, "Because with the first two, your thumb was in the coffee."

Received from Ray Grambihler, Reader's Digest.


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