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Scrub the Toilet Date: Sent Friday, November 15, 2019 Category: None

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I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a toothbrush, which he proceeded to use to scrub underneath the rim of a toilet.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Hazing the new guy," he said.

"You do know that he could get ill from the bacteria on the toilet."

His reply was quick and to the point: "You didn't."

Received from Jeffery S. Carr, Reader's Digest.