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Necklace
Date: Sent Monday, October 21, 2019
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Rating: 3.70/5 (47 votes)
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Tourist: "What an interesting necklace. What is it made of?"

Native: "Alligator's teeth."

Tourist: "I suppose they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

Native: "Oh no, no! Anybody can open an oyster."

Received from Steve Sanderson.


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