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Thanksgiving Short Ones Date: Sent Thursday, November 28, 2019 Category: None

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Q. What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
A. "All About That Baste."

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey."

Q. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A. Goblet.

Q. What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
A. Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. - Kevin James

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock.

A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping. - Jimmy Fallon

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A. A poultry-geist!

Received from Michael Day.