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A Few Punny One-liners Date: Sent Wednesday, December 4, 2019 Category: None

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Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but catscan.

Our mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.

Turning Vegan would be a missed steak.

Well, to be Frank I'd have to change my name.

Ban Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate again.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

If a cow stumbles into a pot field, the steaks will never be higher.

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.

Received from Becky Day.