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Garden Gnome
Date: Sent Tuesday, December 10, 2019
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Rating: 3.82/5 (49 votes)
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A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat.

"A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"

The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.


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