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Dinner Problem
Date: Sent Friday, March 6, 2020
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Rating: 3.83/5 (63 votes)
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A flight attendant on a United Air Lines cross-country flight nervously announced about thirty minutes outbound from Los Angeles, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."

When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight."

Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have twenty-nine dinners available!"

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.


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