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Wednesday, May 14, 2025 |
Monica, You can make it!  
Date: Sent Friday, May 1, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 4.26/5 (140 votes)
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for
cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half
of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."
Soon they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl began to shout for candy. And when told she couldn't have any, began to cry. The mother said,
"There, there, Monica, don't cry--only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the check-out stand, the little girls immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd
be no gum purchased. The mother patiently said, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice
nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little
Monica," he began.
Whereupon the mother said, "I'm Monica -- my little girl's name is Tammy."
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