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Johnny's Prayer
Date: Sent Friday, February 7, 2020
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Tonight's subject is prayer. Some people are very proud of the fact that they don't pray, others are proud of the fact that they do pray. I heard of one family who had some visitors coming to lunch and they wanted to show-off to their visitors how well they had bought up their children and how well their children prayed.

So when it came to lunch they said to their son, Johnny, "Johnny, why don't you pray?" Johnny looked rather embarrassed and he said, "I can't." So, the mother just whispered to him, "Johnny, just say what Daddy said at breakfast."

So he shut his eyes and said, "Oh God [pause] why do we have to have these awful people over for lunch today?"

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