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Revelation 3:20
Date: Sent Thursday, February 27, 2020
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I heard about a pastor who was visiting. He was in a rural area of _______ (fill in a rural area of where you live) and he was visiting one of his parishioners, a middle-aged woman.

He went to the door; he rang the doorbell and there was no response, so he rang again. He could see there was a light on and again no response. He went round to see and there was a radio on and a light was on. This is strange, he thought, and decided to just leave a note. Revelation 3, verse 20 came to mind and he wrote a little note to her saying: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with them and they with me." He thought this was a very appropriate verse and he put it through the mailbox and walked away.

The following Sunday he saw the woman in church and she came up to him and just handed him a little note. When he looked at his note he saw that she had also written a verse on her note, and she had written this: Genesis 3, verse 10, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, so I hid."

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