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Wednesday, November 27, 2024 |
Acts 2:38   
Date: Sent Monday, February 17, 2020
Category: None | Rating: 3.86/5 (57 votes)
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There was a lady who lived by herself. One day she came home and found her house was been robbed and the robber was still there! Well, this lady was
very well versed in the Bible and so she shouted at the robber, "Acts 2:38!" That's the Bible verse that says "...repent and be baptized for the
forgiveness of your sins..." Well, the robber stopped dead in his tracks. He sat calmly and waited while the lady called the police.
The police arrived and proceeded to arrest the robber. The policeman noted that the robber was somewhat of a burly guy and the lady was a small,
petite thing. Well, this intrigued the policeman so much that he finally asked the robber, "Why didn't you just run or something? She is so much
smaller than you. All she did was yell a Bible verse at you."
The robber looked up at the policeman with a look of shock. "A Bible verse? What?" The policeman says,"Yeah, a Bible verse." The robber just can't
believe this and tells the policeman, "I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's!"
Received from Anonymous Fan.
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