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Bush and Moses
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 30, 2021
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Rating: 3.56/5 (55 votes)
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George Bush was traveling through an airport just recently when he saw a man that looked just like Moses. He had longer, white hair, had a shepherd's staff, he was wearing a cloak and holding onto two stone tablets. George goes up to him and says, "Pardon me, but are you Moses?" The man doesn't even acknowledge him. He doesn't look at him or say anything.

Again, George says, "Excuse me, you look just like Moses... are you?" The man still does not respond in any way.

By now, George is starting to get irritated. He's not getting any answers! About this time a secret service agent approaches and asks if there is a problem. George tells him, "I've asked this guy if he is Moses two times and he hasn't even responded to me!" The secret service agent looks at Moses and asks, "So, are you Moses? Why won't you talk to us?"

Moses finally looks at the secret service guy and says, "The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert."

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