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Mother-in-law Dies
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 3, 2020
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A guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law dies.

So the couple go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but it will cost over $5,000, whereas burying her in the Holy Land would cost only $150.

"We'll ship her home," says the guy.

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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