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Duck Date: Sent Thursday, August 13, 2020 Category: None

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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, Rian, who always does things HIS way, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Rian, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Rian replied with "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."

Received from Steve Sanderson.