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Army Shirts Date: Sent Thursday, May 7, 2020 Category: None

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As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on base emblazoned with the motto "Death from above!"

Later I noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared "Death from below!"

Then, standing in line for chow one day, I was served by an Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and yet another warning: "Death from within!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.