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Thursday, November 21, 2024 |
Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)  
Date: Sent Wednesday, June 3, 2020
Category: None | Rating: 3.96/5 (76 votes)
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* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."
* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear,
WHO let the dogs out.
* I'll tell you a Coronavirus joke, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.
* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.
* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.
* So many coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
Received from Becky Day.
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