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Things You'll Never Hear From Men/Women
Date: Sent Thursday, May 24, 2001
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Rating: 3.31/5 (132 votes)
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Things you'll never hear a man say:
1) Here honey, you use the remote.
2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
3) While I'm up, can I get you anything? (well, maybe once ;-)
4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Ally McBeal.
5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say:
1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
3) Ohh, this diamond is way too big! Don't you have something smaller?
4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
5) I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.

Received from BILL'S PUNCH LINE.


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