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Some Potty Humor and Others Date: Sent Thursday, July 30, 2020 Category: None

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1. While being potty trained, a nephew is being "coached" by grandma. Grandma says: "Luke, just think of the little train that could. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can..." The nephew responds: "Grandma, trains don't poop."

2. One of our nieces is very outgoing and sings many songs often getting the words and the tune correct. However, once in a while she errs. While using the potty, she sang in a loud voice: "It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to..."

3. Another nephew sang: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the street..."

4. A niece sang this popular nursery rhyme: "London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London bridge is falling down, my bare lady."

5. When a pen failed to work, one niece said: "Mom, my pen needs new batteries."

6. After groundhog's day, my niece came home from school and said: "Mom the groundhog saw his shadow today. Only six more weeks till Christmas!"

Received from Vince Criste.