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Five Steps to a Healthy Diet Date: Sent Tuesday, August 4, 2020 Category: None

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The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to:

A. List your ten favorite foods.

B. List your five favorite beverages.

C. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.

D. List water.

E. Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

Received from Pastor Tim.