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Preacher Date: Sent Wednesday, September 2, 2020 Category: None

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The Preacher awoke one Sunday morning and saw it was a beautiful day, and thought to himself, I don't want to go to church today. he called his associate and said, "I'm sick, would you preach for me today?" His associate assured him he would.

St. Peter looked at God and said, "Are you going to let him get by with that?"

God said, "No I'm not."

The preacher put his golf clubs in the trunk of car and drove fifty miles away to a golf course where no one knew him. Once again St. Peter said, "God are you going to let him get by with that?"

God said, "No I'm not."

The preacher teed up the ball and hit it. It flew like it had never flown before, about 350 yards, bounced about three times and went into the hole for a hole in one.

St. Peter looked at God and said, "God are you going to let him get away with that?" God smiled and said, "Who is he going to tell?"

Received from Harold W Moon.