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Country Computer Technology
Date: Sent Monday, November 9, 2020
Category: None
Rating: 3.36/5 (59 votes)
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1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter.

2. Log off - Don't add no more wood.

3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove.

4. Download - Getting the firewood off the truck.

6. Ram - The thing that splits the firewood.

7. Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter.

8. Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter.

9. Window - What to shut when it's cold outside.

10. Screen - What to shut in black fly season.

11. Byte - What the black flies do.

12. Bit - What the black flies did.

13. Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season.

14. Chip - Munchies for TV.

15. Microchip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips.

18. Laptop - Where your drink spills when you pass out.

19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds.

20. Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery.

21. Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box.

22. Mainframe - What holds the house up, hopefully.

23. Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes.

24. Web - What a spider makes.

25. Website - High corners of the ceiling and walls.

26. Cursor - Someone who swears.

27. Search Engine - What you do when the car dies.

28. Screen Saver - A repair kit for the torn window screen.

29. Home Page - A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the woods.

30. Upgrade - Steep hill.

31. Server - A waitress.

32. Mail Server - A male waitress (very few in these parts).

35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.

36. Browser - A problem moose in the Garden or Blueberry Patch.

37. Network - Mending holes in the fishing net.

38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method.

40. Online - A good sign that there'll be clean clothes next week.

41. Offline - The clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground.

Received from Dennis Gittens.

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