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Mourning A Loss Date: Sent Wednesday, November 11, 2020 Category: None

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A preacher was taking a shortcut through a cemetery when he heard the sounds of someone who appeared to be in distress. As he got closer, he saw a man on his knees, crying out: "Why did you have to die? If only you had lived, my life would be happy! If I could, I would bring you back to life." The preacher listened as the man continued in this vein for several minutes.

Finally he went up to the man and speaking gently, asked: "Did your wife pass away recently?"

The man replied, "Oh no, my wife hasn't died, this is my wife's first husband!"

Heard on "John Hagee Today."

Received from Angie Dozier.