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True Kids Stories, Part 2 Date: Sent Friday, December 11, 2020 Category: None

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One day our very talkative four year old walked up to his mommy and said, "I like you," to which she replied, "I like you too." Immediately he said, "Speaking of ME..." and went on at great length about what he wanted!

Perhaps just to keep us humble, when my wife or I would be going out the front door, our four-year-old son would call out to us *very loudly*, while the door was wide open and for the whole neighborhood to hear, "Make sure you don't pick your nose!"

One day at church our four year old turned to his mommy and said, "Mommy, I love you even though you are a big sinner."

Our four-year-old had been quite sick, so he spent a lot of time lying on the couch watching videos. We realized that he may have been watching too many videos when this happened. We had been trying to teach our baby to crawl down the steps and he was finally doing it. Our four-year-old wanted to see his little brother do it, but he had to go to the bathroom first. When he came out, his little brother was already down the steps, so he said, "Mommy, can you rewind him so I can see him do it again?"

Our four-year-old came upstairs and said to his mom, "There is a bee downstairs." She replied, "I think it's a fly." He insisted that it was a bee, but she confidently replied, "No, I was down there earlier and saw it. It's a fly." Not to be swayed, our son quickly replied, "Well, it's a bee now!"

My four-year-old son told me that it was his stuffed animal's birthday today. Since this was probably the third birthday this animal had in about as many weeks, I commented that she seems to have a lot of birthdays. He explained, "Well, the older you get, the faster they come!"

I think my wife and I are going to have some trouble: My four-year-old son asked a girl in Sunday school to sit by him. When she asked why, he kissed her. Later I was trying to explain to him about not kissing everyone, just his family. He said, "Well, she wanted me to kiss her." He paused and then continued, "She didn't say it, but I think she wanted me to kiss her, so I did."

Our four-year-old son's favorite meal is pancakes. This day he had eaten several, but insisted he was still hungry. He was sure he could eat several more. Then I mentioned about being able to go play when he was done eating, and he quickly said, "Daddy, I want to be full now."

Explaining things to his dear old dad, our five-year-old son said, "Sometimes that happens, and this was a sometimes."

Trying to teach my five-year-old son the humility he is so good at teaching us, one day during a conversation I said, "There are a lot of things you just don't know." He quickly replied, "I know that."

Received from Dennis Sunde.