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Short Ones Date: Sent Wednesday, December 30, 2020 Category: None

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I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He said, "Steve. You don't have a psychiatrist."

The skinny woman selling ice cream apologized, "Sorry for your weight."

You can, in fact, think the unthinkable. With an ith-berg.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, then you really have to watch out for humanitarians.

All of the atoms in our bodies were forged in either the Big Bang, or in the hearts of stars. Why don't we use authentic atoms?

You can make 7 even, by removing the 's'.
You can make 6 odd, by removing the 's'.
I for one like Roman Numerals.

Received from Stephen Uitti.